You come home from work to find your wife, And your mistress sitting in front of you
Oh hi, welcome home. Does she look familiar to you? Well while you were out I looked through your phone and found some pretty incriminating text messages between the two of you. So I called her to find out what the fuck was up and I found out youve been cheating on me. But the weird thing is, that instead of being mad at her, the two of us kinda hit it off. Now Im just mad at you. I kinda like her.
But youre a cheater, and Ive busted you, so now Im going to give you two options. Option one is I divorce you and take all of your money. Or weve come up with a better plan, one I think we can all live with. Youre going to pay both of us, youre going to pay us, youre going to buy us stuff, youre going to pamper us, youre going to send us on vacations. And while this may sound expensive, I Promise you it will be cheaper than a divorce, lol!
And while were spending your money, you dont get to have sex with either one of us anymore. Doesnt that sounds fair? LOL! But we are going to fuck whoever we want while were out spending your cash. And you can sit at home and wonder what were doing with your credit card. Thats how this is going to work from now on. I mean this is really nice of me, Im even giving you a choice.
And lets face it hubby, it gets your cock so hard when we spend your money. Doesnt it? Does it make your dick hard thinking about all the charges that are going to be appearing on your credit card? Youre gonna look at your bank statement and your dick is going to get so hard. And then youre going to thank us. LOL!
So I’m kinda glad you cheated on me and I met her cause were like best friends now and we have the most amazing thing in common, we love spending your money. You see you fucked both of us, and now were going to fuck you!