Hi loser, pick your cock up an start stroking, I mean why waste any time, why pretend like youre not a complete jerk puppet. And jerk puppets are so pathetic and they get treated like the filth that they are. So jerk it fast because I want you to cum really fast. Youre a lucky loser, today Im going to make you cum twice. So get right to the edge as fast as you possibly can. And while youre beating away, looking like the jerkaholic moron that you are, let me tell you how this is going to work.